Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Procrastinate Today Panic Tomorrow Shorts

$26.83

Color: Black

Size
Size Chart & Product Info
Quantity

Shorts FAQ

A productivity strategy so bad it somehow feels familiar. This bold typography design captures the timeless cycle of avoidance, false confidence, and last-minute panic that unites students, professionals, and chronic procrastinators everywhere. Packed with dry humor and painful relatability, it's perfect for anyone who works best under completely unnecessary pressure.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More