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Drop It Like Your Dreams Card

$3.25
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A delightfully unhealthy piece of life advice delivered with maximum sarcasm. This bold typography design blends dark humor, self-deprecation, and deadpan wit into a statement that feels equally at home in an office cubicle, coffee shop, or existential crisis. Perfect for anyone who copes with life’s absurdities through humor instead of optimism.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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