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The Sooner You Get Behind Shorts

$26.83

Color: Black

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A masterclass in backwards logic and workplace survival. This dry, sarcastic typography design delivers the kind of productivity advice nobody should follow—but somehow everyone understands. Perfect for procrastinators, office workers, students, and anyone who has ever convinced themselves that future problems are really future-you’s responsibility.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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