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Zero Days Without Sarcasm Bag

$22.07

Color: Oxford

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A workplace safety record worth being proud of. This playful typography design combines dry humor and sarcasm into a painfully accurate status update for anyone whose primary communication style involves eye-rolls and smart remarks. Perfect for office veterans, introverts, professional smart alecks, and people maintaining a flawless sarcasm streak.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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