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Zero Days Without Sarcasm Shorts

$26.83

Color: Heather

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A workplace safety record worth being proud of. This playful typography design combines dry humor and sarcasm into a painfully accurate status update for anyone whose primary communication style involves eye-rolls and smart remarks. Perfect for office veterans, introverts, professional smart alecks, and people maintaining a flawless sarcasm streak.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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