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Functional Adult Seems Excessive Card

$3.25
  • Functional Adult Seems Excessive Stationery by RadialThreads
Functional Adult Seems Excessive Stationery by RadialThreads
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A realistic assessment of modern expectations. This bold typography design perfectly captures the exhausting realization that maintaining full adult functionality every single day is honestly asking a lot. Packed with relatable humor, dry sarcasm, and low-energy rebellion, it’s ideal for tired adults surviving life one barely productive day at a time.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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Aviation-inspired apparel for pilots, enthusiasts, and warbird fans who appreciate iconic aircraft and the stories they carry. And maybe some funny things here and there.
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