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Keep The Dumbfuckery Minimal Today Card

$3.25
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A polite workplace request disguised as aggressive honesty. This typography-focused design delivers peak exhausted energy for anyone running dangerously low on patience, tolerance, or emotional bandwidth. Perfect for office workers, customer service veterans, introverts, and people simply hoping the collective nonsense level stays manageable for at least one day.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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