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Keep The Dumbfuckery Minimal Today Shorts

$26.83

Color: Heather

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A polite workplace request disguised as aggressive honesty. This typography-focused design delivers peak exhausted energy for anyone running dangerously low on patience, tolerance, or emotional bandwidth. Perfect for office workers, customer service veterans, introverts, and people simply hoping the collective nonsense level stays manageable for at least one day.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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