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Keep The Dumbfuckery Minimal Today Sticker

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A polite workplace request disguised as aggressive honesty. This typography-focused design delivers peak exhausted energy for anyone running dangerously low on patience, tolerance, or emotional bandwidth. Perfect for office workers, customer service veterans, introverts, and people simply hoping the collective nonsense level stays manageable for at least one day.

Individual kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Semi gloss finish includes a thin white border around the sticker. Not recommended for automobile use. Perfect for placing on your laptop, notebook or almost anywhere your imagination leads! 16" laptop shown in image.

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