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Despite My Face You’re Still Talking Shorts

$26.83

Color: Creme

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A masterclass in silent communication failure. This typography-focused design perfectly captures the moment someone ignores every visible social cue and continues talking anyway. Packed with dry sarcasm, introvert energy, and exhausted patience, it’s ideal for office survivors, socially drained humans, and anyone whose facial expressions should honestly count as verbal warnings.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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